Trojan Boat Forum

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 9:16 am**

How to Tell When Love Has Faded...

He was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, sweetums? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, "I'd love chicken, thank you !,j"

She replied, "F*ck off. You're having leftovers. I was talking to the cat."

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 5:05 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 05, 2010 5:35 pm**

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 1:51 am**

sounds about right.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 3:26 am**

that sounds all most like hall way sex..

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 7:51 am**

alexander38 wrote:that sounds all most like hall way sex..

teh? that's not my definition of hallway sex, but then again when i think of hallway sex, i think of the drunken weekends while living in a frat house.

Posted: **Thu May 06, 2010 8:14 am**

Tuck,

Hall sex is when you have been married for several years and you pass each other in the hall and say F*** You.

Posted: **Sun May 09, 2010 12:14 pm**

a woman is looking in a mirror and says "my god i look old! my face has smile lines, I'm twenty pounds overweight, and my hair is starting to gray. i could really use a compliment right now." her husband replies "your eye sight is damn near perfect." and that's when the fight started.